Tooth Fairy Whore

That horrid nasty wretch of a creature, how on earth could she have forgotten my baby girl’s front tooth? Leaving her sobbing and heaving with tear soaked sheets this morning.

It must have been the weather.

I pulled this out myself!

After a day of vigorous pulling and twisting and sticking the nail cleaning arm of a nail clipper in there…she finally got it out.

Now sing away, All I want for Christmas is my front tooth!

Here is to hoping the Tooth Fairy remembers tonight.

Funny little day

I started today with an email from Whitney that said, “Hope just informed me that PJ is allergic to the lead they have in the pencils at school. She demonstrated how PJ has to plug her nose while she does her school work.”

After I dropped KP off at school I had an over the phone interview for our Life Insurance.  After I answered their numerous questions that put me in the “Home Maker” category, I proceeded to tell her about the $7 a week I make teaching swimming lessons and then she asked, “So…what is your net worth.”  My response, a wicked laugh that shot straight through the phone and right to her inner ear then not so gently pierced her brain.

The final funny hit before lunch, at a little boutique.  I am looking for a cocktail dress and found one that was not exactly what I was looking for, but would certainly do the job and was reasonably priced to boot.  The only issue…I needed latex breast enhancements to go with it and they just so happen to cost more than the entire dress.

Oh, life is funny.

Lunch & coffee with Mrs. Bickerson

Whit headed off to have lunch with girls yesterday.  Here’s a glimps of it.

And today, Lucy and I went over for a little doggy playdate.  I can’t believe I did not take any pictures.  Needless to say, Lucy has been sound asleep for the past two hours.

Thanks Whit!

Sugar & SPICE & not very nice

PJ got off the bus yesterday and said, “I’ve been bad.”  Then turned around to show me the white note that was taped to her backpack.

It said:

PJ punched a student in the stomach.  She was mad that she got a paper cut. Please sign this form and return to teacher.

Fucking great.

I Love Lucy!

I love Lucy!

PJ’s 10th birthday came 3 1/2 years early.

May I introduce to you, the newest member of our pack….Lucy the standard poodle (just in case you were wondering).

Night time prayers

After our typical prayer of “Now I lay me down to sleep…” the kids ramble on praying for friends, family, those they know and those people they don’t know depending on the kid.

Tonight, PJ’s prayer went like this,

“I pray for those people I know, and those people I don’t know who are sick and for Nana and Papa and Grandma and especially pray for Grandpa, whose bones don’t feel so good these days and whose hair might fall out and that’s why we gave him a trim.  Amen.”

More dog conversation from PJ

Mom, when we get a dog, we are going to need to get one of those trucks, you know, with the open backs.  I think the dog could sit back there.

Tuesday

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Octomom

Yesterday at the breakfast table:

PJ:  Mom, moms have a lot to do.

Me:  Yes, we sure do.

PJ:  Maybe you should become an octopus, so one arm can go to the grocery store and the other arm could make dinner and the other arms could all do something else.