Tooth Fairy Whore
December 23rd, 2008
That horrid nasty wretch of a creature, how on earth could she have forgotten my baby girl’s front tooth? Leaving her sobbing and heaving with tear soaked sheets this morning.
It must have been the weather.
Filed under parenting, PJ | Comments (3)3 Responses to “Tooth Fairy Whore”
Leave a Reply
Good work! Right now she hates the tooth fairy. You better hope she NEVER realizes the tooth fairy is actually you or she will redirect all that hatred towards you and start stealing and cheating and smoking and drinking and sleeping around. Who knew that “innocent lies” would come back to bite you. (No pun intended.)
Been there. So sorry.
Max is horrified for Phoebe…