Things I never thought I would be doing
1. hide my shoes so they do not get eaten by a dog
2. blow dry a dog
3. wash a dog’s butt on a regular basis
4. wonder if the glass Christmas tree ornament that was eaten yesterday will perforate a dog’s bowel
5. get up at 2:00 am to change a DOG’s bedding, because she wet the bed
6. get a dog to get an emergency grooming at Pet Smart, on a Sunday, due to a walk that resulted in running off leash on a hardly frozen lake, eating dead squirrel parts and many, many, MANY burrs that could not be taken out by a rookie.
7. Love a dog so much that I don’t want to kill her when I see eaten dog beds.
Boy, I just wish she would have eaten up the $8.00 Costco bed instead, oh well.
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Good lord that photo is funny…. Ah, the joy of dog ownership. Omar’s dog did thousands of dollars of damage when we added up the human bed, the 2 ski goggles, the dry wall, the shirts, the shoes, the rat poison (and subsequent stomach pumping), the Claritin… I could go on.
…and the stink bait, the 5 lb. bag of brown sugar, the Ethan Allen end table, the dead bunnies….oh the bunnies…
Dog pain and shame < all the dog love