Funny little day
I started today with an email from Whitney that said, “Hope just informed me that PJ is allergic to the lead they have in the pencils at school. She demonstrated how PJ has to plug her nose while she does her school work.”
After I dropped KP off at school I had an over the phone interview for our Life Insurance. After I answered their numerous questions that put me in the “Home Maker” category, I proceeded to tell her about the $7 a week I make teaching swimming lessons and then she asked, “So…what is your net worth.” My response, a wicked laugh that shot straight through the phone and right to her inner ear then not so gently pierced her brain.
The final funny hit before lunch, at a little boutique. I am looking for a cocktail dress and found one that was not exactly what I was looking for, but would certainly do the job and was reasonably priced to boot. The only issue…I needed latex breast enhancements to go with it and they just so happen to cost more than the entire dress.
Oh, life is funny.
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I think I figured out PJ. It’s not the lead; it’s the work. I, myself, am finding I have to take a lot more Benadryl to make it through the work day than I used to.
As for the boobs, look at it this way: You will probably end up paying way lower rates for life insurance because of all the insane running, etc., you do which would not be possible if you had giant knockers.