Important conversations one has with their Father

My Dad: Did you watch American Idol last night?

Me: Did you watch American Idol last night?

My Dad: I love that David Archuletta.

Me: Did you know he’s only seventeen?

My Dad: He’s got such a good voice for being so young AND he’s Mormon.

Me: (thinking…Mormon… what the hell does that have to do with it, you’d think he was talking about a Catholic.)

My Dad: Simon really gets a bad wrap. He is the only one who gives constructive criticism.

Me: That Kristy Lee Cook is only hanging around because she’s so cute.

My Dad: She is the only one that listened to Simon’s advise last week. She changed her whole look with that long dress and those bare feet.

…And tune in next week when my dad and I tackle Transubstantiation.

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