So here’s the deal
That three year old I own, he’s trouble. So much trouble in fact that I might sell him to the gypsies. The one drawback…since he has brown eyes he won’t fetch as much as the blue eyed ones, but I guess that’s ok.
This child has complete disregard for what you say to him. Completely follows his own path whenever and to wherever he damn well pleases. Hits when he is dissed. Sings waaaay too loudly at the table while dinning. Wears long pants and his favorite long sleeved red shirt that he refers to as “my red shirt with something on it” (that “something” is buttons) in 80 degree weather. And then to top it off, he has started calling people Mr. Pots when he is angry because he has been told (and listened once) he can’t call people Stinky Pot Pies anymore.
The ax is dropping little one you best hang on to your hat and then fall in line.
Filed under KP | Comment (0)First, first
My goal: 1 hour, 20 minutes
My actual time: 1 hour, 16 minutes and 35 seconds
And a first place medal in my age group to boot.
1st triathlon of the season
Today kicks off the first race of the season for me. I’ve done many of the things the experts tell you not to: re-fit your bike the day before a race, introduce new foods the day of the race and wear new clothing that you have never worn before (in my case a wet suit for the 68 degree water).
I’m either extremely stupid, just don’t care or will kick some serious ass. I’ll let you know how it all pans out.
Filed under races | Comment (0)Famous among a handful
Dack is kicking off a new men’s weblog called Magnificent Bastard in a few days.
Does that guy in the photo look at all familiar to you?
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