Daily grind

Just this morning my job duties consisted of the following:

1. unplug clogged toilet
2. make breakfast
3. clean up the abundance of mashed-up feces that spilled over, ALL OVER, the bathroom (due to the fact that I flushed too soon before the clog was expelled)
4. fed children breakfast
5. bleach all towels that were used in the bathroom clean-up endeavor
6. wipe down wall that was strewn with yogurt at breakfast and small child who somehow bathed himself in yogurt at the breakfast table
7. chased small child who prefers to whip off diaper and run around the house naked
8. clean-up breakfast dishes
9. get all children dressed
10. clean up the poop on the floor and the stairs that got launched when the small child discarded diaper
11. wipe-up cat vomit on the way out the door, at 9:40 am

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