The highs and lows

As I am talking with my friend Jen out on the deck, KP on my hip, hose in the other hand watering the plants, I look down, and to my surprise… I see pubic hairs sticking out of the top of my pants.

OH MY GOD! What gives with this? Is my pubic hair not coiffed enough and crawling up too high? Are my pants too low? Is it me? Is it today’s fashion styles? Am I wearing clothing meant for people with small patches?

These are difficult questions on many levels and only bring up even more questions. Was it the weight of the child that caused this predicament? Or, do I flash pubs all the time and not even know it? Are my friends not really my friends at all because they won’t tell me?

Would you tell your friend?

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