Gym rage
6:15 am
I just finished my run on the treadmill. I gathered the small armful of items I had with me. I was working my way toward the EFX machine located directly in front of the treadmill. I stepped off the treadmill and took two steps forward, this dumpy, middle aged, curly gray-haired, fat man bellows, “Hey, wipe off that machine!” I turned around and said, “Do you see what I have in my hands? I’m getting to it, but thanks for the reminder.” As I walk by him to get the wipes he said, “If someone doesn’t remind people, no one would ever do it. And people have such gross germs.” After he finished speaking, he coughed so hard it sounded like a chunk was going to fly out of his mouth and hit the monitor. I looked at him and said, “Instead of pontificating to everyone else about germs, why don’t you just start by covering your mouth when you cough.”
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