What died?

I don’t know what the hell is going on, but I have the most putrid, rankest, gas coming out of my ass today. Maybe it was the behemoth piece of red meat that I ate last night, or the many glasses of red wine that complimented that meat so fully, or the dozen or so Girl Scout cookies that finished off the meal so completely. Whatever it is, it is NASTY!

Needless to say, my sweet children who have so much unconditional love for me, sat around me in my stink, while I read them their quiet time stories. And, when I apologized for the foul stench, PJ said, “Oh mommy, it smeeels soooo nummy.”

Now THAT is love.

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